This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...