A burglar is in big trouble
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Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
50/50 relationship
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What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...