Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...