Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe