Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...