HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...