Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.