Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....