New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...