Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...