Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...