Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...