How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
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What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
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Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Preventive medicine belief
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The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
womens monthly pain
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A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
I deserve to be married
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The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...