What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Purchasing furniture
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Irish math
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I have good news and bad news
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Sick of the Holidays
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Rooster Difference
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Money On the Side
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Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Train
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Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!