Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.