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Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
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Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
The 2 P’s
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What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...