If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.