Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...