Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...