Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...