Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...