Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Signs and notices 20
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Murphy’s Combat Laws
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Changing number terms
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What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...