The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...