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What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
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The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
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A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Yo momma so fat
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Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.