Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked