Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...