Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the...