How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...