Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Sunday School Comedy!
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...