Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...