‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...