Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...