Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Are You About to Employ a Robot?
Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...