What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...