Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...