Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Caring for floppy disks
|ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...