A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...