Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...