Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...