Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...