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Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
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Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
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Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
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There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
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How does a man keep his youth?
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