I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...