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A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Writing letters to son
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A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...