Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...