Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...