Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...