Necking
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...