Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...