Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.