A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...