How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...